Are you feeling independent today?
Myself, I’ve got a weighted plush on my head. The kind with heavy little bead in its butt that makes it sit real good. I placed it on my head to see what would happen—to see if it would stay. It did. And at first, it didn’t seem so bad to just keep it up there. Just a little weighted hat. But bit by bit, minute by minute, I could feel my neck starting to cramp up.
So I feel a bit less independent now that it’s there. Going to the bathroom will probably be kind of hard. I don’t know if I can make it down to the big Fireworks show with a weighted plush on my head. Maybe, but it’ll kind of make it a less fun affair. And I don’t know, if it stays there long enough, I might end up with some severe medical issues.
Anyway, Happy Independence Day
Allegory...I had to look it up, so I could comment about how clever I thought this one was, although my cleverness may evaporate if you tell me I missed the point completely.