I was thinking to myself, “What do normal people blog about?” Educational content came to mind, so here’s a fun tutorial about something I know.
How to start a blog
Step 1: Have a dream.
Step 2: Get a college education to achieve that dream. Make sure to take out several loans, not only from the government and private institutions, but friends and family as well. Bonus points if you quit your job to “focus on your studies.” After all, the greater your debt when you're graduate, the more money you’ll make afterward. That’s math.
Step 3: Fail spectacularly at achieving your dream.
Step 4: Go to therapy. Quit therapy and claim that it sucks. Go to therapy again. Find some success. Move away. Look for therapy again. Learn that therapists are all booked out until doomsday.
Step 5: Take drugs.
Step 6: Realize that nothing you do matters. Embrace nihilism.
Step 7: Research blog sites, and find the one that makes you cringe the least.
Step 8: Start a blog.